Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Dear Outback,

You were cuter than your pictures, not that I will ever admit that to your face.  You also were pretty funny.

Right up until you said "You are really pretty, for an NC State girl"

Wtf kind of backhanded compliment is that?

Seriously, it is a good thing that you were cute and funny and nice.

Otherwise I wouldn't have made out with you in the outback parking lot on a Sunday night like the makeout whore I am.

-W

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