We went out on Monday night. I turned heads. You did not.
I've gotta get ready for date 2 with outback so I'm going to keep this simple for you:
1 - you should not constantly be talking about going to the gym, if you are medically considered overweight/obese. if you work out that much, and have yet to lose any weight, you are doing something wrong.
2 - your car is a two door charger. I don't have a problem with the charger. I have a problem with you buying a 2 door one. You are in your 30s. Your car should be a nice sedan or SUV, or a really nice sports car. The charger kinda tells me you are trashy in your tastes.
3 - do you not have single hobby or friend. I spent the time talking about friends, traveling, activities. You talked about your brother in fayetteville. I suggest you develop both friends and hobbies. You aren't new to this town, you went to both undergrad and grad school here. Where are your friends?!?!
4 - back to the car thing. I hate to beat a dead horse here, but you told me that for the past 7 years you drove a car without air conditioning. We live in the south. We have summer 8 months a year. You drive a minimum of 2 hours a day in your car you said. SO WTF?!?! I think you are probably super cheap, in which case I am not the girl for you. I'm a cheap date, but not that cheap. Geeze.
5 - do you think you could have tucked your shirt in for our date? I mean, if you weren't going to take the clothes to the dry cleaner, you would think u could class it up. Just a little.
He's asked me out a few times since then. I've been busy, asleep, or "tired." Read: uninterested
best of luck Patrick, you seem like a nice enough guy. But in the words of A: I would eat you for breakfast.
-W
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