Dear 30 Year Old Virgin,

 You were my first date from OKC. We met at a local brewery, you were late (strike 1). I ordered a beer, you ordered water (strike 2). After the orders were taken you stated you were a virgin and asked if this bothered me. I asked if it was for religious purposes, you said no (strike 3). And this was all within 5 mins. I tolerated the rest of the date, you kept getting up every 15 mins to use the bathroom. Seriously do you have that bad of a bladder issue. I quickly drank my beer had my food and stated I had an early day the next day and needed to go to bed. It was 8pm. 

-P