Saturday, August 6, 2011

Dear Handicapped,

You ruined the date before we got started. How?  We drove up to the restaurant.  You whipped out your grandmother's handicapped parking tag and placed it on the rear view mirror and pulled right into the handicapped space.

You are able-bodied.  You didn't act like it was weird. You acted like it was totally normal to use someone else's handicapped sign. On a first date.

Next time you have a girl accept a date with you, spring for valet and give the handicapped sign back to your grandmother.

Honestly, I don't even know what to do with you.

-X

1 comment:

  1. Wow. That's so incredibly strange. I guess it just shows how lazy that guy was that he couldn't even walk the length of a block / parking lot. Geez.

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