Dear Sex Sting,

You asked me out in a bar.  Normal.  That happens.  I wasn't interested, but out of curiosity I googled you later on.

Here is what I found:

http://www.todaysthv.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=34689


Yep, that's you.  Mr. Sex Sting Arrestee.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you always google your dates before you go out them.

-A