Your mother, bless her heart, was my Sunday School teacher while I was in law school. You were 30. I was 22. She still thought we'd be a good match.
You lived at home with her, while I lived alone. She still thought we'd be a good match.
You dropped out of college and worked in a local bar. Read: townie. I was in a top tier law school. She still thought we'd be a good match.
I wear pearls and sundresses. You wear all black. She still thought we'd be a good match.
I had just stopped seeing Mudcat. You were probably his weight, but a full foot shorter than he was. She still thought we'd be a good match.
I politely declined her repeated requests for us to meet. Low and behold, the last day of finals my 1L year came around. We pregamed at a friend's house and then headed to the two bars Williamsburg had. There was a crazy wait outside of the one we wanted to go to. So two friends and I went to the other bar to have some drinks while we waited for the line to die down.
We proceeded to have several shots. I proceeded to tell them about how my Sunday School teacher was trying to set me up with a complete loser and how it would never happen. Etc. Not my finest moment, I know.
Flash forward to church on Sunday. You showed up at church with your mom. She introduced us. I realized that you were the bartender the night I was telling my friends about you. I'm sure you heard every word.
Sorry. Or Sorry for Partying. Either way, we wouldn't be a good match.
-W
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