Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Dear Mr. Impotence,

You were cute, super nerdy but also super nice; so I thought.  We went out on a nice date. We met and walked to a cute pizza place. The weather was nice the conversation was good. Then you asked if you could walk me home, sure why not. So we get to the front of my building, there is a bench we sit down and you lean in for a kiss. We kiss.

 You pull back and tell me you have an impotence issue.

WTF.

 I must have had a look on my face because you say to me, well I only give you a 6 anyways.  Who says any of that out loud on a first date? 

-P

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