My joint household account with Sam's Club has finally expired. I'll miss the bulk popcorn purchases, the obscene amount of dog food in one bag, and the fruit roll-ups. I mean, let's be honest folks, as most-awesome-girlfriend, I was really the only one using the account to stock up on household supplies. So I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that Sam's Club (the ex) won't need his Sam's Club account anymore. Thus, my account is not going to be reactivated for this year. Since he no longer has two girlfriends (Thank You Jesus!), he won't need to buy birthday presents and Christmas presents in bulk anymore.
And all God's people said:
Amen.
-W
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