Dear C/Match,

A comment left by C/Match on yesterday's post suggested that I not mock the relationship by posting the 100 promises.  Well, C, perhaps you should have thought about that before you cheated.  You are lucky that I didn't post your full name after the way you treated P.  You made your bed... so without further ado: here are the hilarious post-relationship 100 promises made to P by her ex, Match.  You cannot make this stuff up.