Dear Guy-I-Don't-Want-To-Date,
When I changed my phone number, and you weren't informed, it was because I was not interested in you. So when you see me at a bar, flirting with other guys, and you try to call me and the number has been disconnected, it is probably not a smart idea on your part to try and follow up with our mutual friend.
As it happened, I was waiting on pizza with A and her boyfriend, post-bar. I was sitting in her living room when you called her asking about me. When you asked to speak to me, A said "W, he wants to talk to you." At which point, I rolled down onto the floor. Face down, and refused to move or speak. A told you that I had fallen asleep and you guys hung up. At which point, I sat straight up and asked when the pizza was arriving. I had just resorted to "playing possum" to avoid talking to you. That is code for "not-interested."
Ladies, this is a great trick. I highly recommend it to you. It worked like a charm. You're welcome.
Recap:
brownie points: decent dresser
strikes & dealbreakers: brought up your threesome within 2 minutes of meeting me
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